Posts Tagged ‘music’

Bowie remix

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

David Bowie - Magic Dance (Bomb Sandwich Fukkup)

Respect the Bowie.

Stop it, that’s enough

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Hey Stacey! I started a blog the other week: it’s really fucking cool. As far as I know, no-one reads it apart from Pete but he’s a wanker anyway so doesn’t count.
How can you call that a cunt covering?
It hardly masquerades your hairy disgrace.
In fact, I can see your clitoris
as boldly as your nose.

That’s it, put your fucking iPod headphones in
and try to ignore my abuse.
But just remember
if those community support officers weren’t present
I would be wanking into those ears
you ignorant bint.

Talkin’ B.S.

Monday, July 21st, 2008

I’m feeling better

I can do this

I’m the man

I’ll never die