Click here to download the first Bomb Sandwich artist track. Although so far BS has only been 2 gigs, 2 CDs, 1 note and 1 comic, there is plenty to do! Morr track undurr tha Bommmm Sanvitch monica 2 cum.
Oh sodomy, where art thou when one is required?
I said come back to the house for question time
Choice was no option when he turned round and ran
Halifax, Keighley, Doncaster, China, my bedroom, heaven
Come on then, I’ll have a go if I can get hard enough
Walk on, walk on, with rope around your hands, walk alone
Pass my fist to the left and let me force you to hold it in
Lads, death, farts, arts, tarts, done trawlin’, crawlston
I’m not sorry, but when you said that I took it literally and acted accordingly
I never lost anything to anyone, fuck you…
Fear upon her mind as my eyes shot daggers
Trevor was known for usually being the sort of person who organised his life quite well
Dictate to procreate, what’s more to loosen
I wanted no part of it, in fact I left my share of IT behind; I wanted to go home
Joined at the knee and disparate in truth
I lost my confidence and ran into a tunnel; they forgot about me
All this grime is fucking bullshit and gives me no faith in the kids of today
What distance was what, eh, you fuckin’ chump lad
Conducive to time but distinct in brutality
Trouble? I gave me trouble; we left the tables out
About 3 years ago Crazy Frog burst onto the scene, kicking ass and taking names. He was the fucking Don of the mobile phone download game and you saw his advert on TV every five minutes. He had the hype, with his little invisible motorbike and his cover version of ‘Axel F’. Since then, there’s been a few pretenders to his throne, including Sweety the Chick and Nessie the Dragon. They were OK, but as far as I know neither ever had an album out. The Frog has released TWO ALBUMS. The trouble was, the Frog was more hype than content. A lot of the album tracks are just regular electro/pop/Euro type tracks with him making a couple of noises on them.
Recently, the Crazy Frog’s position in the game has been challenged in a serious way. Along came Gummy Bear. He’s green, jiggly and cute, and his theme tune is really catchy. He dresses as a cowboy sometimes, wears big pants and even bounces in a lowrider like a West Coast G. He doesn’t just make noises, he sings full songs and also has a banger called ‘Choco Choco Choco’. He has one album - not heard it but if those two tunes are anything to go by, it’s BIG. BUT…does he have the longevity? can he hype up the dance like Crazy Frog?
I would put it like this: Gummy Bear has the content, diversity and a marketable style. Only one album so far but it’s early days. I would compare him to rising grime/hip hop star Bashy.
Frog may have two albums, but his only real banger is the Axel F joint. He has no lyrics, just hype noises and a crazy flow. He’d have to switch it up a bit, get a bit more diverse, maybe a few collaborations, in order to engage the listener for long periods of time. But all he has to do is drop those “RING-DING-DING-NEE-YAAAAAAAAAAA!” bars in the dance, and the place goes off. With this in mind, I’d compare him to grime artist, ex-SLK man Flirta D.
If they were to clash, who would win? Gummy could write some cutting, personal bars for Crazy, but Crazy would just have to bust a few noises and get just as good a reaction, if not better…
You decide:
Crazy Frog on a hype t’ing:
Gummy Bear dropping lyrical science:
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Hey Stacey! I started a blog the other week: it’s really fucking cool. As far as I know, no-one reads it apart from Pete but he’s a wanker anyway so doesn’t count.
How can you call that a cunt covering?
It hardly masquerades your hairy disgrace.
In fact, I can see your clitoris
as boldly as your nose.
That’s it, put your fucking iPod headphones in
and try to ignore my abuse.
But just remember
if those community support officers weren’t present
I would be wanking into those ears
you ignorant bint.
Just found this relatively recent clip on Youtube of D Double E, Footsie & DJ Tubby being generally powerful.
It’s a full-on farce that a Generals long-player hasn’t arrived on Dirtee Stank yet. Ho hum.
And this D-E-E & Blakstar house/jungle/d’n'b set from Xmas ‘06, well good…
He was one of the legendary ‘Zap Comix’ artists of the 60s and 70s, the revolutionary gunslingers that included Robert Crumb, Robert Williams, Spain Rodriguez and Victor Moscoso. S Clay Wilson was the crudest, nastiest and foulest of the lot. His stuff from 40 years ago (!!!!) still has the power to offend pricks everywhere. He’s still going, and he’s a fucking cartoonist BADMAN.
There’s google for this kind of thing, spasmos, but here is the inevitable wiki link. It’s a bit brief but have a look anyway:
These shits are quite old, in fact they may be around 10 years old. You can look at them with your eyes anyway, prick. GET AWAY FROM ME.
